Pssst. Hey! Yeah, you. We know you're watching your human at their computer and, between us, we know you can read, so listen up.
Clearly you've been having a good time because you smell to high heaven. If you want to make life a little easier on Mr. or Ms. I'm-Sitting- At-the-Computer-Shopping-for-my-Dog, you might wanna let them buy FURminator® deOdourizing Ultra Premium Shampoo because whatever you might have rolled in last week still hasn't washed out...and they're suffering big time.
We know you love them, so nudge their hand that's resting at their mouse right now. Tell them you understand and that it's okay. You'll let them wash you. Don't worry, this formula will feel great - there's no harsh chemical dyes and no parabens, and it's enriched with the gentle cleansing action of baking soda. And if you happen to get all smelly again, it's okay. We'll keep it a secret.