Hi Humans - Dizzy here!
So, OH MY DOG! What a week we had camping! There were happy humans and food everywhere, little humans needing walks all over the park, and... OH! Swimming at the never-ending beach! I had a GREAT time, and I think Diva did too, though she was boring and spent most of her time sun-bathing or making faces at the “cold” water.
My favourite part was the beach! There were noisy birds to chase, sinking balls to find, and all kinds of friends to make! And, Mom got us a couple toys by a company called “Chuck It” that totally rock...or rather, float! It was the BEST DAY EVER!
We got home and unpacked, and Mom kept saying how she needed to give us whatever a “bath” is. She kept sniffing me.. It must have been because I smelled like the GREAT dead fish I found to roll in! Well, Mom got excited about a big sale on renspets.com, so much so that she was too busy to throw my ball.
Anyway, Mom was so excited, she let me and Diva take her for the longest walk ever! That reminds me! Have you humans heard the joke about a squirrel crossing the road? OH! It’s great. SO, There’s this big fat squirrel and he go--- What? OH! Right, about the Ren’s stuff! Well one day a human with a box showed up and Mom started pulling all kinds of cool stuff from the box... Treats! Toys! And then there were these funny-smelling bottles with a big “Q” on them...
Diva warned me about these bottles, but we quickly forgot when Mom took us for a car ride to the Guelph Ren's! Well, Mom tricked us. Turns out, that “bath” word, these bottles and a little back room of the store go together in a terrible event where I get soaked, then soapy, then soaked again, and finally dried with this scary, noisy, blowing thing. OH! How Diva and I hate baths!
I’ll admit though, while I didn’t like the whole “bath” thing, Mom’s attention afterward was GREAT! She kept saying how clean Diva and I smelled, and she got us some treats for being such GOOD girls! I keep teasing Diva about how blinding white she looks now, but of course she already knows she looks good! OH! And I look AWESOME too, and my skin isn’t as itchy either with what Mom calls my “special shampoo”! My bath bottle is called “Q Hypo” and Diva’s is “Q Bright”. Diva and I can’t wait to take Mom for a walk now and show off to the neighbours!
OH! Diva just reminded me about my joke!
Okay so... What did Mom call me while I was covered in suds?